Yo, I finally learned HTML! Go to:
catboybeebop.neocities.org!!
Hi, Welcome to my about page! Here, there's a list of my interests, a link to the contact page, and my DNI.
I'm not making a carrd. Why I'm not making one, you ask? Because I'm not learing another webpage creation system if I'm already good with Wix. I'd learn HTML, but I feel too stupid to.
First, here's some general info about me:
My name is Jefferson, though you can call me Jeffy.
I'm 15, and I'm a white cis dude, (he/him) if that matters aside from the pronouns and age.
I usually use tone indicators,
and if I don't, I'll reply saying it's a joke if I was actually joking.
(since apparently /s or /j can kill a joke)
And well, that's about it. Now onto the interests!
I'm just listing these off the top of my head as I go.
My interests/things I like include, but aren't limited to:
Home robotics (Sphero, Ozobot, etc,.)
YDKJ/Jackbox
Valve games
Legos
Nintendo stuff (esp Wii era to 3DS era stuff)
Computers & Networking
Old Google hardware like the Nexus Q and OnHub
Smart home stuff I guess
Mid 2000's stuff (like early 2005 to late 2010)
Weird and fairly obscure wikis
WALL-E (<-- BIIIG intrest. Loved that movie as a kid and still do, plus the games are good)
And, well, that's all I can think of right now. Onto the DNI we go.
First things first...
In case you couldn't read that large, flaming text,
IF YOU SUPPORT PUPPYCHAN, 4LUNG, DECEASED_BUNNY, OR ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND BLOCK ME
Secondly, if you've ever played "Changed" and somehow actually enjoyed it, you're on thin goddamn ice. (current mutuals are safe, though!) And if your PFP is one of those abominations from that so-called "game", I might be more likely to block you.
I would say "no hard feelings, I just don't like it" but quite frankly, as someone who's peeped the horrors first hand, I can confidently say that I fucking despise it. (if you're wondering how I played that dumpster fire, it's because someone on Steam gifted it to me.) If it weren't for the game's cheap deaths (even on the "easy" mode) and its "death" animations, maybe I would've beaten it out of spite before removing it from my steam library. But I decided the psychic damage I'd take as a result wouldn't be worth it. Anyone who's ever beaten that game either comes out as a freak or ends up dead as far as I'm concerned. OH! right. the DNI. Sorry for blathering on about that, it's just hard not to when it's something that nearly makes your brain explode from anger. Anyway, here's the rest of the DNI criteria:
DNI if you're any of the following:
A "MAP/NOMAP" (pedophile)
A zoophile/"zoosexual" (animal abuser)
Pro-ship/pro-fic (that means you're okay with toxic ships, as well as incest and pedophilic ones)
A TERF/Don't support trans rights (I may be cis but I still try to stand up for my trans friends out there)
Racist (duh)
Sexist (also duh)
Xenophobic (aka you hate anything that isn't what you are. That's my quick description of the word anyway)
If you're any of those things and you interact with me, I WILL block on sight without hesitation.
(If you've been blocked but you don't think you fit the DNI criteria on this page, send an email with the subject "Block Appeal" to either one of my email addresses listed on the Contact page, and make sure to include your username/url in the body of the email so I can review your profile and decide to unblock or not. I'll reply to you in either outcome! Also, I just tend to block NSFW accounts when I see them. No hard feelings, I just don't want that in my interwebz experience.)
